All you gays on Tumblr got my sexual frustration levels back up their usual chart-topping (and utterly incapacitating) levels
Now if any of you could find someone to spend some time with me, maybe even someone who wouldn’t mind a cuddle or two, that would be greatly appreciated.
-Sincerely, and with great love,
Steven Winkelman
P.S. Expect more gratuitously photoshopped pictures of hunks and mild (to wild) kinkiness if said demands of cuddling are not met. I didn’t mean to turn this into a ransom note, but sometimes that’s just how life works.
Gotta roll with it toots.
